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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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