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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}