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J. Ira Davis was an infielder in Major League Baseball. He went to the University of Pennsylvania and played for the New York Giants in 1899. He remained active in the minor leagues through 1908.
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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Vanya Melissa Thais Iriarte is a conservative Peruvian political commentator and journalist. She gained prominence in Peruvian media for her strong opposition to Pedro Castillo during the 2021 Peruvian general election and her frequent controversial statements in the press.
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